Monday, July 03, 2006
HEH.. i love to take cab.. except for the paying part..
Today took a cab wif shuang hm. she ton pang me.. she accidentally sorta damage the taxi door when she open it.. dun ask me how.. she's a strong woman. anyway, the taxi driver start to babble abt how shuang is gg to fail her driving.. when he explain it's a cold joke.. onli tt he sae it in a serious mood.. and then explain y issit funni.. i was laughing i admit. bt the joke is on him. i can't stand taxi-driver trying to act lame by being serious.. they shld just drive for goodness sake.
BO HOR CHIO OK!
He then talk abt donkeys, everything under the sun.. the stars n moons tt r nt under the sun.. the donkeys.. then insulted us on being low EQ.. cos we dun understand his FUNNI joke..
WHEEE~ my toes r laughing!!! -.-"
Just coming to tink of it.. i been thru alot wif cab drivers.. i love to chat wif them.. i nv realli had a chance to insult or suan one until today. One of the few memorables one were the speeding cab tt chiong more than 120km/hr on highway n 80km/hr on normal roads. ironic stuff is when he was driving.. i turned to the left at saw a tow-away truck pulling a crumbled taxi.. for a moment.. i tot i gg to end up lyk tis. Another will be talking to me abt Christianity.. abt how one sheep is lost.. n the shephard will try to find it back at all cost.. n y no1 call him when he disappear.. insecure guy..
OK! sth from today's driver!
Taxi-driver - aiya.. driving tis kind of thing must learn from me.. i drive taxi so long got experience.. learn in the centre confirm nt as zai as me wan..(duh.. u cut lane super zai mah.. they learn they cut lane confirm fail wad). u noe ar.. my kids, all learn first time pass oledi.. cos i teach.
Me - oh??! aiya.. sad.. my parents r nt taxi-drivers.. *then turned to shuang* ur father n mum one zhuo chicken one zhuo duck wan rite(old wet-market joke)?! haha.. then u grow up zhuo wad?! duck or chicken?!
i supposed his kids r growing to be taxi drivers too? take on the dad's dream.. to be the best taxi driver!
Taxi-driver - aiya.. ur dad gt car can teach u de mah..
(if he decided to sae sth lyk ur parents so lousy cannot teach u meh.. i will definitely reply, well.. they dun do the driving.. they r rich enuff to have sum1 drive them arnd.)
Although we r nt rich.. i just wanna spite him. haha..
BT BT BT!!! u realli can learn sth from the taxi-drivers ok! most of them r eva willing! i rmb tis incident when i was in pri sch, i took a cab to sch.. i didn't noe how to differentiate between left n right, thus i owaes tell the uncle by pointing the direction, "uncle! zhe pian! na pian!" so thr's tis uncle told me how to differentiate left n right..
Taxi-driver- xiao di. u use wad hand to write?
Me- erm.. tis hand! *lifts right hand*
Taxi-driver- yar. right lor. when u use ur hand to write on homework. teacher will mark correct rite! (CORRECT- CO-RIGHT)
Me- orh! i noe already!
tt's how i learnt how to differentiate between left and right. right hand use to write.. so when teacher mark u correct.. means co - right!
Yep.. tt's how my english become so bad. so Singlish word i learnt. so my life of bad pronounciation n grammer started bcos of him.
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Taxi drivers shld just shut up unless i talk first. =D too noisy i dun like.
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